Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.
I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it
Yeah...you probably will...
well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
this must be what syphilis tastes like
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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