Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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