weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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