Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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