he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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