8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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