Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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