so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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