I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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