we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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