Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
