..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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