Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
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