lets start a swedish sibling band together
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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