I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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