Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
that's an acceptable place to lick
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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