Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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