i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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