Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I don't think brook has ever known best
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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