Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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