just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
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