Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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