The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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