Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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