it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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