Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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