You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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