But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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