why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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