Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
You're completely useless in the revolution.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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