dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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