Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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