I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
We're not piercing ourselves today.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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