big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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