I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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