Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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