Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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