Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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