Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Randomize
