two words: eviction party
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Randomize
