yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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