doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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