let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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