You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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