you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
