kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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