I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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