I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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