Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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