in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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